Words of Warning!!!

I don't like being wrong, and to that end I have found comfort in my daily horoscopes from msn.com. Horoscopes allow us not only the opportunity to do things we wouldn't normally do ("My horoscope told me to sit in the park and eat ice cream instead of going to that boring meeting") or just offer words of wisdom. Mainly they allow me an excuse for why things didn't work out ("This was in no way my fault, it just wasn't in the stars for me"). However, sometimes the planets' collective conscience requires them to send urgent messages warning of impending harm. Today was one of those days. Without boring the masses about the different components of one's daily horoscope I'll just say that this is a portion of my personal horoscopical (no a real word) makeup:

" It's easy to get onto someone's victim list. All you have to do is fall for a trick once and they'll keep on coming back for more. The Moon is in conjunction with Pluto and someone could well try to pull the wool over your eyes. If you keep your eyes open and stay mindful of this possibility you should be able to avoid any trickery. Trust your instincts. Not every plea for help is genuine."

This straightforward message tells me that SpamBoy is going to find out about the book/weblog, adding us all to his ever growing Kill List. Undoubtedly we will all be individually invited to the notorious Springfield Bomb Shelter, where the bodies of so many Polish Debutantes (as well as the future bodies of our principle author and the Coed Softball Commissioner) are kept. So I suggest everyone keep his/her eyes open and be on the lookout for any and all SpamBoy related trickery. I know I will.